How the last secret weapon of the Bolshevism will destroy us

The year is 1989: the GDR government is at an end; the Soviet Union is about to come. A crisis meeting of the ‘hard Kerns’ of the Socialist German Unity Party (SED) takes place in East Berlin. An emissary, who is a top agent of the KGB Soviet Secret Service from the powerful brother state Soviet Union, inconspicuously sits beside the GDR superiors. After a brief address by Erich Honecker, the prospects were expectantly eying the Russians. He bends forward a little, smiles mischievously, and says in polished German: “Dear comrades, it is known that the socialism is in a bad way, we are losing money, and thus we are losing the arms race against the capitalists in the long run. But we will be victorious in the end!”

Sounds like the usual rallying calls, and the dark faces of the GDR-sizes speak for itself. But the KGB man continues unwaveringly: We have cloned a super-being from the heritage of the best who will execute our revenge. The genes of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao TseTung and Ho Chi Minh ensure the genuine communist spirit, the genotypes of Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan make him invincible, and a little of Arnold Schwarzenegger ensures a minger that gives the needed respect to our secret weapon.

The Intelligence Officer looks triumphantly into the round: “IT is already there, ready to strike. And now we are coming to the evil plan that this Super Being is going to observe!”

1. The quick way to power.

After the unavoidable reunification of the two German states, IT goes to Germany, enters the CDU, and surreptitiously gains the confidence of the Federal Chancellor Helmut Kohl, then IT pays a double-digit million amount (from secret Soviet stocks) to the arms dealer Karlheinz Schreiber for him to rat out the black money coffers of Kohl and thus sets off a crushing party donation affair. Now IT can quietly prepare its own seizure of power. At first, IT makes itself indispensable within the CDU, will be chancellor candidate and finally takes over the chancellor’s office.

2. The energy transformation.

HIS first great coup as German Chancellor: the destruction of affordable energy. IT will shut down all nuclear power plants; electricity will only be generated from “renewable energies” – mainly wind turbines and solar technology. In the exultation of the nuclear opponents, it unfortunately goes down that the mass of small consumers will pay for the conversion. Because for the economy not to protest, it gets special conditions and barely shells out anything. No wonder the corporations eat from the palm of HIS hand. Drunk off the supposed victory, the party “Alliance 90 /The Greens” finally farewells goals such as animal protection, environmental protection, and landscape protection. Meanwhile, windmills are messing up the landscape and shred millions of birds.

3. The financial crisis.

Even Stalin was already aware that banking activities in the USA are superficial. But he could not gain any capital from it. The guys from the KGB planted the solution in the brain of the gene-doped super monster when it was activated. IT now ensures that the foul bank gambles are busted over a huge network of top-notch secret agents, triggering the world’s most horrendous financial crisis ever.

4. The devaluation of the European currency.

Once the euro is introduced as a Community currency in Europe, IT will ensure that the European Central Bank is taken over by some financial terrorist. He devaluates the currency completely, and even introduces minus interest rates, so the German depositors are ruined. This is particularly perfidious because saving is knowingly the life purpose of all Germans. Thus, the optimism of the honest German citizen suddenly deflates.

5. The total war.

IT cleverly ensures that brutal and despotic Sunni terrorist militias are financed by Saudi Arabia attack various Arab states, forcing Iran to provide military assistance to the Shiites. A rarely brutal war between Muslims of the various religion orientation flares up. The civilians flee from the war zones in bright piles. IT lets anyone cross the German border who wants to enter under the pretext of helping these refugees. That way, millions of criminals and hundreds of thousands of terrorists of the evilest kind come into the country besides the refugees and terrorize the population and the German police. Meanwhile, IT removes the police’s means and reduces the number of police officers to the inefficiency of the whole apparatus.

The criminals among the immigrants rob and rape German women at will – the terrorists are massacring the people at every corner. Besides their savings, the Germans lose a second high good: the security and safety of the protection of the state.

6. The destruction of the Bundeswehr.

After destroying the police, IT now also destroys the power of the German Bundeswehr by simply removing all financial contributions. IT makes a housewife the Minister of Defense because IT knows that the experienced Mommy Ursula von der Leyen will only encourage soldiers to picnics and walks, the ‘useless’ assault rifles will be sent them back to the manufacturer with the excuse that the soldiers are constantly missing their targets. Since the planes and helicopters no longer fly, and tanks and ships no longer have any significant function that could be used for defense, Mrs. von der Leyen will fill them with flower soil and put them by the borders so that they send visitors into rapture with the specially planted flowers.

The genius ‘security plan’ of the kooky Defense Minister, which she will publish (upon HIS advice) in the next Safety White Book, will ensure “victory all along the line,” because as soon as the Sunni terror militias are defeated by the Western alliance, they will appear at the German borders. There, these guys will be so enthusiastic about the dear greeting that they spontaneously hide their weapons to apply for asylum in Germany. This means that German finances will be completely out of control. Basically, there won’t be any money for anything else.

7. The destruction of the German streets.

The roads in Germany have not been maintained since IT took over. IT has withdrawn all the means for many years. The potholes are now so large that you could easily hide a Leopard II battle tank in each one of them. After the traffic has to drive three times as many kilometers just by going around the potholes and the fuel consumption increased furiously, the streets will be repaired after all anyways. And all at once, so that the murderous congestions are causing irreversible chaos. However, if the streets are filled with standing vehicles, they cannot be repaired. This means that the German economy is practically no longer able to transport its produced goods to the customer.

8. The destruction of the German economy.

It is convenient that workers no longer manage to get to work because the roads are blocked and the public passenger traffic is overflowing, you could only stuff the additional passengers into the trains and street cars with shoehorns. If the guys (and chicks) ever get out of there again, they have infected themselves with every imaginable plague thanks to the many asylum seekers from Arabia and Africa and can only try to crawl to the nearest hospital.

The already rotten health insurance companies will inevitably collapse when faced with such a rise in costs. Of course, the plagued people are stacking in the hospital beds, but doctors and nursing staff are either still stuck in the public transportation and/or are already infected themselves.

This means that Germany is completely excluded as the financier of the European Union and the economy of Europe collapses. There is nothing left, no goods, no food, but the epidemics from Germany are escalating to Europe. Britain as an island considers itself safe from the European collapse. But what do they want to live of? Whom do they want to sell their goods to? All of Europe is in a coma!

9. The destruction of the USA.

The United States of America still could now be an aid to the desperate Brits. But now ITS agents put the idea of becoming president in the head of a crazy billiard-heavy bogey with an over-sized toupee, which also succeeded because IT manipulated the counting in many important federal states and gave a bad name to the opponent of the Democrats with a fake beefed-up scandal at the same time. The psychopath – manipulated by HIM – now wants to build a wall at the border to Mexico and kiss up to the super-rich by relieving them of the tax burden – at the expense of the persons on average wages and the unemployed. They now have nothing left to eat and no money, but a lot of weapons and the right to carry them. The Civil War inevitably breaks out in America. The Mexicans – angry because of the wall plans – take advantage of the hour and declare war on the United States.

Since everyone in the US has as many weapons as he can carry, the otherwise successful Marines are in over their head against the millions of angry and armed to the teeth civilians and the stinging Mexican Arm. In the face of the threat, the super-rich people are moving back to their bomb-proof luxury bunkers. Meanwhile, IT has a monstrous bomb fired in the Yellowstone Park, which supposedly has a super-volcano lurking underneath. It is now erupting, and that’s the end of the American dream.

10. IT.

The KGB man triumphantly looks into the round. However, the GDR is not fully convinced yet. Erich Honecker twangs unamused: “The GDR citizens that we have been fooling for years are already on the streets, they will lynch us and the cloned monster too!”

The man in the simple brown loden coat still smiles. He snaps his fingers, and one of the present Russian soldiers goes into the next room. He comes back shortly afterward, but not alone. He is holding the hand of a strange figure, it is inconspicuous, almost bland, and with deep, horribly drawn down mouth corners. IT looks at the audience and says with a stiff expression and without any emotion: “We can do it.” The Russian stops smiling. He points at the pale shape with its hanging shoulders and rigid soulless gaze with a grim expression. Then he says: “This high being is the flesh-born victory of Bolshevism! The angry protesters might lynch you, dear comrades. But IT will destroy the West just like I described because IT seems like a poor sod, no one thought IT was capable of doing anything negative, and everyone involuntary feels pity for IT!”

Erich Mielke walks forward and looks into ITS staring eyes, then asks: “Does IT have a name?” The KGB agent shrugs his shoulders. Then he takes a phone book, opens it in the middle, places his finger somewhere on the page without looking. Then he looks at the name and says, “Okay, IT is called ‘Merkel’!”

After all these prophecies – some of which actually have happened already – we are now daring to prognosticate how this story will probably end for the world:

11. The worst is yet to come.

Russian President Vladimir Putin takes over the leadership of the remaining world. Merkel, who has now returned to Moscow in the meantime, is protesting: “There is no longer any trace of Bolshevism left in Russia,” IT says, “so my mission is by no means finished!” But Putin’s big dog keeps IT in check, and his master says with a broad grin: “Merkel, I am the one who determines now what Bolshevism is!”

12. Can the world be saved?

Of course, the story above is only made up but unfortunately ‘Merkel’s’ policy isn’t. When our democracy was still working, we had the possibility to simply choose another party in the next election.

But today, there is only the AfD on the right whose strong right wing already shows disgusting fascist tendencies. The ‘established’ parties (CDU/CSU, SPD, FDP, Alliance 90/The Greens, The Left Party) are in the center, which are practically interchangeable without any change in the bourgeoisie politics. To the left is a yawning vacuum.

A functioning democracy includes an alert and critical media. When you open the newspaper, you will find that all of them say the same thing. A monotonous governmental-uncritical mash of political correctness, as if everything here is always okay because we have effective anti-corruption laws.

When nobility still ruled in the less delightful Europe of earlier centuries, the subjects were allowed to submit petitions. The ruler looked at the wishes of the people, and he graciously listened to it if he was in a good mood and one of the requests was modest enough.

This beautiful old custom has been dug out again. We could start a petition at ChangeOrg, and if enough people sign it and our politicians are in a good mood, they may decide for or against a law. With the highly dangerous trade CETA agreement, which almost exclusively brings disadvantages to the consumer, all politicians were in a bad mood, and we now have the shit on our hands. But that’s just how our moody German democracy is.

If you find a few new parties on the electoral roll during the Bundestag election in September that you don’t know ad nauseam, look at them more closely or read their programs. If you find a liberal, socially-minded party that stands for “democracy with more citizen participation,” “direct elections” and generally for “more closeness to citizens,” give them a shot. Then our democracy may be a bit less moody in the future …

But don’t worry, even if Merkel has avenged the GDR…

…IT won’t have to sit begging on the street…